18+ · NSFW · the pool never closes
MERMAIDS
Pool's open. The mermaids are on the pole.
The pool's open, the water's warm, and the mermaids are on the pole. No lifeguards, no dress code, no last call, just a neon pool party that never ends.
No cover charge. No house cut. Tips make splash.
The story
Pool's open. Dive in.
No lifeguards, no closing time, no rules. Just a neon pool full of mermaids, a pole in the shallow end, and a two-drink minimum.
01Doors open
The pool's always open
No closing time, no curfew, no 'come back tomorrow.' The gate's off the hinges and the neon never sleeps. Walk in whenever, the water's already warm.
02On duty
Mermaids on the pole
Where a lifeguard chair would be, there's a pole. The mermaids clocked in and they're not clocking out. Main stage is the shallow end.
03House rules
Make it rain
Only thing floating in this water is dollar bills. Tip the dancers, tip the pool, tip yourself right into the deep end.
04Forever
No last call
The DJ never stops and the water's always warm. The party runs till the liquidity dries up, which is never, because it's locked in the deep end.
The menu
Tokenomics, house rules.
No hidden fees at this club. Everything on the menu, nothing under the table.
Cover charge
0%
no tax, no rug tax, walk right in
House cut
0%
buy/sell tax off, tip who you want
The bottle service
100% LP
liquidity locked in the deep end
Total dancers
1B
fixed supply, no reprints
Get past the door
How to get wet.
Three steps between you and the deep end. No bottle service required.
Get a wallet + ETH
Grab a self-custody wallet and load it with ETH on Robinhood Chain. That's your bankroll for the night.
Hit the door
Paste the $MERMAIDS contract into your dex of choice, or click Buy. Confirm you're 18+ and swap your ETH for a fistful of mermaids.
Make it rain
Hold, shill, and throw singles. The louder the pool, the higher the poles. NFA. Memecoins are worthless, this one especially.
The club
Welcome to the deep end.
Main stage over the shallow end, VIP in the old lifeguard office, and it's raining singles in the water. Meet the mermaids on duty tonight, then step inside and work the floor yourself.
Ask the bouncer
Questions. Honest answers.
What the hell is this?
A memecoin. A pool, a pole, and a school of mermaids. That's the entire whitepaper. There is no product, there is no roadmap, there is a pool party that never closes and a ticker.
Why is it called $MERMAIDS?
Because the mermaids run the pool. Also 'Mermaids Gentlemen's Aquatic Recreation Facility' didn't fit in the ticker box, so we rounded down.
Is there a tax?
No cover charge, no house cut. Zero buy tax, zero sell tax. Tip the dancers directly by aping in. The liquidity is locked in the deep end.
Is this affiliated with anyone?
No. This is satire, parody, and shameless degeneracy. Not affiliated with any exchange, launchpad, DEX, or actual gentlemen's club.
Am I going to make money?
Almost certainly not. Memecoins are worthless. This one especially, that's the point. Only throw in singles you're ready to leave on the stage. Not financial advice.
Why 18+?
Neon, poles, mermaids in swimwear, and a lot of words your mother wouldn't like. It's a bit. But keep it out of the kids' pool.
Last call never
The pool's open. Get in or stay dry.
$MERMAIDS is a parody memecoin on Robinhood Chain. No roadmap, no promises, just poles in the deep end and dollar bills in the water. 18+. Memecoins are worthless, this one especially. NFA.